I would like you to talk to somebody I know
I know him, he's a friend of mine
he's the ombudsman
Tell him who cried at your party and stole
the spotilght, it's the daily grind
for the ombudsman
Step up to the microphone
closer, his hearing's gone
oh why are you talking to me?
Speak disrespectfully
that's fine, just give everything
oh why are you still talking to me?
why are you talking to me?
I would like you to talk to somebody you know
you know him as a quiet guy
he's the ombudsman
Follow him 'round the back and expose
the whole dirty mess for the very first time
to the ombudsman
He's right behind you
you concern is his concern too
so why are you talking to me?
It's your turn, you've got his ear
he's pointing at you, my dear
so why are you still talking to me?
why are you talking to me?